songofages:

siriusblaack:

Oi! Angelina!

*Snape casually eavesdropping*

(via theevilregaldoctor)

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

(via kellioharas)

You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.

-Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life. 

Fuck.

(via robinade)

Well if this isn’t fucking meta…I don’t know what is.

(via spookychan)

(via julie-dodson)

  • society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
  • person: okay.
  • society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
  • person: sounds awful. what's my second option.
  • society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
  • person: still seems pretty awful.
  • society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
  • person: well, are they at least free? like how people can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
  • society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
  • person:
  • society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
  • person:
  • society:
  • person: i think i'll go with my third option.
  • society:
  • person:
  • society: what third option?
  • person: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

russellcampot:

partyvictim:

It’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely.

Extremely important

(via yogarian)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

arte-mysia:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

She is so fucking done with this interview…

If you have to protest that you’re a nice guy, then you probably aren’t.

TRUTH

If ‘Nice Guys’ actually went around actually BEING nice…instead of only pretending to in the hopes that a woman might fuck them…then they wouldn’t need to keep telling people that they’re ‘nice guys’ people would know they were without it needing to be said

(via karlimeaghan)

wiseyoungravenclaw:

Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.

(via arwenthemuse)

corpraldouchebag:

bi-privilege:

informational diagram on the inner workings of bisexuals

BLESS

(via karlimeaghan)

gnostic-forest:

Mmm I can feel the fresh cool air

gnostic-forest:

Mmm I can feel the fresh cool air

(via followthewestwind)

okay so i spend a fair amount of time in the hippie tag for my other blog and i just

hippie does not mean hipster

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via theevilregaldoctor)

sarah lancashire and nina sosanya on the set of last tango in halifax